run

or

The Time a

Fat Girl Tried

to Run

a 5K


A documented experimentation in movement, willpower, and stupidity

by Ally Bonino

  • I Am Thor Girl….but like the fat one before they lost the weight #endgameorbustbb

    Week Three, Day 1 Tuesday, July 25th, 2023 POST-RUN MORTUM Running Time: 28 minutes  Distance Achieved: 1.89 miles  Tunage: Guilty Pleasures podcast, the podcast that loves what it loves – if you love movies, give them a listen.  Running Milestone Unlocked: Running in a fucking lightning storm  Yes, that’s right.  Today, I ran with the…

  • Just Breathe, You Know, Like A Croissant

    Week Two, Day 3 Saturday, July 22nd, 2023 Do you ever watch videos of pastry baking? I do. All the time. I could write about ten entries about the amount of food videos I ingest through social media, but these have to be my favorite. It’s some of the most relaxing content the algorithm pushes…

  • I Am My Own Cautionary Tale 

    Week Two, Day 2 Friday, July 20th, 2023  Content warning: Depictions of eating disorders, hospital stay, general should’ve-known-better.  So, the human body cannot survive longer than three days without water. This is something that is known. It is also something that, for a long time, I considered to be ridiculous if for no other reason…

  • Let’s Organize

    Week Two, Day 1 Thursday, July 20th, 2023  If you are anything like me, the fact that a new week is starting on a Thursday is likely driving you insane. Usually, I like, no, not like, I need things to have a certain symmetry about them. We start a new week on Monday. Monday-Sunday is…

  • DEFCON 3

    Week One, Day 3 Wednesday, July 19th, 2023 Ok. To be fair and honest, I’m on day three of this program. So we’re already off to a great start. If I were any kind of good at documenting things about myself outside of social media and if I had the right kind of foresight, I…