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Stops And Starts
Free Run, Day 9 Saturday, September 30th, 2023 My knee is swollen AF. Like. SWOLLEN. Not good. I noticed it on Thursday night as I was getting ready for bed. My right knee is, like, round compared to my left knee. If I’m remembering back to my run on Thursday,…
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Hi, My Name Is Ally…
Free Run, Day 8 Thursday Sept 28th, 2023 POST-RUN MORTUM Time Running: 47:55 Distance Achieved: 3.4 Tunage: The Girlfriends true crime podcast All in all, a very uneventful run this morning. Well, ok that’s not entirely true, I did see Ramona from RHONY in Riverside Park and we made eye…
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The Hills Are Alive…
Free Run, Day 7 Wednesday, September 27th, 2023 POST-RUN MORTUM Time Running: 25 minutes Distance Achieved: 1.84 miles Tunage: Stevie Nicks …With The Sound Of Panting. Cool, so earlier in this process where I was like, “my stamina has really improved!” Yeah, that was before hills entered the chat. ZOINKS…
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Embracing The Flubber
Free Run, Day 6 Sunday, September 24th, 2023 Ok. Ok ok ok, so, yes, it is Sunday, I’m a day off from my routine, and much like the other time I deviated from my plans, I feel relatively ok about it, but with that small creeping feeling that I’ve done…
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Treadmill? More Like Dreadmill, Amiright?
Free Run, Day 5 Thursday, September 21st, 2023 POST-RUN MORTUM Time Running: 30 Distance Achieved: 1.87 miles Tunage: Classic Rock Spotify Well, today’s run was brought to you by every single thing that puts me right inside of my head: I had grand plans today, y’all—beautiful plans for a run…
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This ShowAss™️ Is Going To Broadway………
Free Run, Day 4 Tuesday, September 19th, 2023 POST-RUN MORTUM Time Running: 44:24 Distance Achieved: 3.1 miles Tunage: Classic Rock Spotify ………………At The Beach! Made you look :)) Can you imagine if I was going to Broadway Broadway and I just dropped it like that. Can you even imagine. Anyway,…
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A Teacup Stomach
Free Run, Day 3 Saturday, September 15th, 2023 POST-RUN MORTUM Time Running: 34:04 Distance Achieved: 2.41 Tunage: Coldplay Running Milestone: Ran Through Cemetary Oh my friends. Today tested the willpower portion of our program, let me tell you. The nausea is still with me, raging like a Victorian-era ship in…
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Short And Not So Sweet
Free Run, Day 2 Thursday, September 14th 2023 POST-RUN MORTUM Time Running: 27:25 minutes Distance Achieved: 1.92 miles Tunage: Hadestown My nausea is at an 11 today, so this will be short, just like my run. Today was also a day of procrastination related to and involving a mail truck,…
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And I’m Free, Free Running
Free Run, Day 1 Tuesday September 12th, 2023 POST-RUN MORTUM Time Running: 44:55 minutes Distance Achieved: 3.23 miles Tunage: Smooth And Mellow Playlist Yes, I cracked 3 miles, but am I satisfied? Not really. I want it to be closer to the 40 minute mark. I know. There’s no pleasing…
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Cat At A Party
Week Nine, Day 3 Tuesday, September 9th, 2023 Raise your hand if you’ve been up since 5:20 this morning! 🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️ That’s right, my ducks, your mother goose over here is on her second opening shift in a row, and honestly? I’m kind of digging it. Did I pass out last…
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