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This ShowAss™️ Is Going To Broadway………
Free Run, Day 4 Tuesday, September 19th, 2023 POST-RUN MORTUM Time Running: 44:24 Distance Achieved: 3.1 miles Tunage: Classic Rock Spotify ………………At The Beach! Made you look :)) Can you imagine if I was going to Broadway Broadway and I just dropped it like that. Can you even imagine. Anyway, greetings from sunny Myrtle Beach!!…
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A Teacup Stomach
Free Run, Day 3 Saturday, September 15th, 2023 POST-RUN MORTUM Time Running: 34:04 Distance Achieved: 2.41 Tunage: Coldplay Running Milestone: Ran Through Cemetary Oh my friends. Today tested the willpower portion of our program, let me tell you. The nausea is still with me, raging like a Victorian-era ship in a superstorm, and I had…
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Short And Not So Sweet
Free Run, Day 2 Thursday, September 14th 2023 POST-RUN MORTUM Time Running: 27:25 minutes Distance Achieved: 1.92 miles Tunage: Hadestown My nausea is at an 11 today, so this will be short, just like my run. Today was also a day of procrastination related to and involving a mail truck, my mom’s car that she…
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And I’m Free, Free Running
Free Run, Day 1 Tuesday September 12th, 2023 POST-RUN MORTUM Time Running: 44:55 minutes Distance Achieved: 3.23 miles Tunage: Smooth And Mellow Playlist Yes, I cracked 3 miles, but am I satisfied? Not really. I want it to be closer to the 40 minute mark. I know. There’s no pleasing me, don’t you know that…
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Cat At A Party
Week Nine, Day 3 Tuesday, September 9th, 2023 Raise your hand if you’ve been up since 5:20 this morning! 🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️ That’s right, my ducks, your mother goose over here is on her second opening shift in a row, and honestly? I’m kind of digging it. Did I pass out last night at 9:47 while Colby…
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